December 2009
13 posts
A Joke
Why did the Marxist only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Half a Trillion Bytes
I am slowly, ever so slowly, putting every CD I own into digital format on my spanking new 500GB external hard drive.
I’ve been going for seven hours, and still not half done yet.
Brittany Murphy dies
If this keeps up, by 2019 there’ll be no celebrities left.
Rage Against the Machine Reaches UK Christmas...
Well done, British public. You have restored my faith in humanity.
Copernicus Would Be Proud
Me: How long does the Sun take to go round the Earth?
Amy: I dunno.... a month?
Amy: No wait
Amy: Doesn't the Earth... go round... the Sun?
Me: Well done
Me: Have a gold star.
Is it morally wrong to reference journal articles that haven’t yet been published?
Designated driver who claims he was harassed for...
Now this sounds like my kind of bar